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💕 Hello!! About me..... I'm an artsy, good-natured weirdo, who likes to sing silly songs and hates wearing clothes ;p When I do dress up I love to do cartoon and videogame cosplay, which I make myself because I'm just a little bit crazy (the good kind). I love dancing, arts and crafts, and just being a sweetheart. I do my best to be sexy, but I'm often told that my attempts at pillow talk sound more like I'm an old-timey character in a movie.
I used to model for Playboy and was on the Howard Stern Show a few times, and (even though it was a bit overwhelming for a shy girl like me) I absolutely loved it all! Sadly, I dated some not-so-great guys along the way, who wanted to keep my nakedness to themselves. ANYWAY, after a recent and very rough breakup, I'm free again, and am so eager to share my nerdy silliness with you!! Wanna come along for the ride?
I have an appetite for Chex, ‘cause me so hungry…
You didn’t really think I’d forget about Revenge of the Sixth, did you?
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You didn’t really think I’d forget about Revenge of the Sixth, did you?
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You didn’t really think I’d forget about Revenge of the Sixth, did you?
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STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
STAR WARS DAY MEGA POST!! The captions will delight and amaze you. May the Fourth be...
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I’m hungry, but I wanna make you thirstyyyyyyyy… [Is it working??]
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I’m hungry, but I wanna make you thirstyyyyyyyy… [Is it working??]
Folks call me “The Village Bicycle”, but for the life of me I can’t figure out...
Backpack, backpack!
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#redheadsdoitbetter #palegirl #petitemodel #pastelgirl
Backpack, backpack!
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#redheadsdoitbetter #palegirl #petitemodel #pastelgirl
Backpack, backpack!
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#redheadsdoitbetter #palegirl #petitemodel #pastelgirl
Sometimes science is more art than science 🧪
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#rickandmorty #ricksanchez...
Sometimes science is more art than science 🧪
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#rickandmorty #ricksanchez...
Sometimes science is more art than science 🧪
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#rickandmorty #ricksanchez...
Beep boop. Here’s a bikini pic 🤖
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#redheadsdoitbetter #palegirl #altgirlsummer #petitemodel...
Beep boop. Here’s a bikini pic 🤖
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#redheadsdoitbetter #palegirl #altgirlsummer #petitemodel...
A sweet old lady complimented my hair today. How are we feeling about the new color?
Think it’s cool if I wear this out?
Think it’s cool if I wear this out?
Think it’s cool if I wear this out?
Think it’s cool if I wear this out?
Heh heh… Heh… Special announcement, everyone! But first you’ll have to solve a riddle. Something about...
Heh heh… Heh… Special announcement, everyone! But first you’ll have to solve a riddle. Something about...
Heh heh… Heh… Special announcement, everyone! But first you’ll have to solve a riddle. Something about...
Heh heh… Heh… Special announcement, everyone! But first you’ll have to solve a riddle. Something about...
Heh heh… Heh… Special announcement, everyone! But first you’ll have to solve a riddle. Something about...
Heh heh… Heh… Special announcement, everyone! But first you’ll have to solve a riddle. Something about...
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